Bill Gates: Steve, we have a problem, people are starting to not hate Microsoft.
Steve Ballmer: I know! First xbox takes over, then zune is halfway decent, and now people are legitimately excited about Windows 7! It’s like we’re trying!!
Steve Ballmer: The real gigantic company crumbling under its own bean counting weight!
Bill Gates: But what do we do?!
Steve Ballmer: I KNOW!