Aug 6, 2009

Upgrade Path

Bill Gates: Steve, we have a problem, people are starting to not hate Microsoft.

Steve Ballmer: I know!  First xbox takes over, then zune is halfway decent, and now people are legitimately excited about Windows 7!  It’s like we’re trying!!

Bill Gates: And with Apple making douchey move after douchey move, people are going to forget who’s the real evil empire!

Steve Ballmer: The real gigantic company crumbling under its own bean counting weight!

Bill Gates: But what do we do?!

Steve Ballmer: I KNOW!

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